So my mo-effing laptop crashed. Yesssss. This means I will be posting pretty infrequently until I figure out something else or get the bastard fixed. (I'm sorry, dear laptop, I didn't mean it. I'm speaking from a place of anger. Just give me a moment.) And, as much as I love you, sweet followers, I'm not blogging from my Blackberry. That's just silly. I rant enough as it is; no need for my posts to be any more stabby because I'm typing on a keyboard the size of a stick of gum.